| does too much coke |
[Sat 8 Nov / 2:07pm] |
( lindsay hoppenforth. )
I believe Fenwick is passed out in my bathtub. I tried to rouse him with some smelling salts, but all that succeeded in doing was making him piss himself. So I turned the shower on. It still doesn't appear to be working. But I know he's not dead, because dead persons don't piss in their friends' bathtubs. They're much more considerate than that.
On the upside, I found raspberry jam and orange marmalade in the kitchen and made myself toast. As it turns out, mixing the two creates a lovely tang on your palate.
I love Saturday mornings afternoons.
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